Bobby Dollar had a girlfriend
he thought his bitch was pretty hot
theyd been goin steady for fuckin ages
till Bobby said "Guess wot?"
"Wot is it darrrl" said shazza
"Wot ya gone and done"
so snorting rather loudly
Bobby told his bitch the pun
"Ive sold your ass on Ebay luv,
to a bloody yankee collar!
I got a bloody bargain though,
he gave me one american dollar!"
"Geez babe" said Shazza, not amused
"My mates warned me, they did holler,
never trust that man they said
that man called Bobby Dollar!"
